Wade Boggs Doomed To Fail On Baseball Tonight

Filed Under Curt Hennig | Posted on April 11, 2008

Wade Boggs, venerable hit machine and moustachioed gadabout, has always seemed to be an odd, shady guy. There was that messy affair with Margo Adams Curt Hennig. Then he started popping up in hair plug commercials. Then he inducted WWE’s Curt Henning into the Wrestling Hall of Fame last year. His boozing on road trips was other wordly.

Now, he’s basically trolling around Tampa, willing to talk to horny ladies like the one seen above while making odd hand gestures.

But this Sunday, he’ll be back talking about baseball. Curt Hennig On April 13, he’ll appear on Baseball Tonight as a guest analyst, part of an ongoing “Hall of Fame” series.

For some reason, Wade just doesn’t seem like he’ll be up to the task at hand; the years of torment, boozing and horn-dogging have completely zapped him of the ability to articulate anything above twiddling his fingers, Curt Hennig answering yes or no questions or belching. (Ed. Note: We know the feeling.)

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