Blooming Swansong Brings Curtain Down

Filed Under Kitchen Curtain | Posted on September 24, 2008

One of the speakers on the last morning of the Labour conference was a young woman called “Tulip” whose very name brightened a grim dark hall and a grey autumn day. This was in a section of the agenda entitled “Building Strong Communities”, a name that evidently concealed a debate in so far as the Labour conference debates anything about the environment.

The upshot was that Ms Kelly could not express what are thought to be her innermost feelings about the prime minister, and was obliged to emphasise Gordon’s “towering” stature and the demands of her family.

Somehow, her heart didn’t seem in it, though. Good as she looked, Ms Kelly seemed like someone who knew she had peaked in politics, and was ready to move on, probably to make some dosh. She should wear the fuchsia jacket to the interviews.

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