Unassigned Stargazing: Beaches, blondes, burps & bumps

Filed Under Kitchen Curtain | Posted on March 17, 2008

%26lt;p%26gt;It’s very good to see that Pink is still maintaining a nice, healthy lifestyle in the midst of her sad break-up. She’s obviously getting lots of sleep, lots of water, sprouts, bran and vitamins and hours and hours of mind-focusing meditation. %26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;br clear=right /%26gt;%26lt;center%26gt;%26lt;table width=580 cellpadding=5 border=0%26gt;%26lt;tbody%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td width=405 valign=top rowspan=2%26gt;%26lt;!– Photos go here –%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;table width=405 border=0%26gt;%26lt;tbody%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=center%26gt;%26lt;img border=1 src=http://multimedia.thestar.com/images/6d/26/486b4b7648eba5d455f319890070.jpeg /%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=right%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCredit%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___PhotoCreditFL__%26gt;LDPIMAGES%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=left%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCaption%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___imgCaption__%26gt;%26amp;nbsp;%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;/tbody%26gt;%26lt;/table%26gt;%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;table width=405 border=0%26gt;%26lt;tbody%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=center%26gt;%26lt;img border=1 src=http://multimedia.thestar.com/images/90/2f/3d8ece104b5c96bcb72641746307.jpeg /%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=right%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCredit%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___PhotoCreditFL__%26gt;LDPIMAGES%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=left%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCaption%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___imgCaption__%26gt;Adam Sandler has a bit of Karate Kid going while filming Bedtime Stories in California. Owen Wilson is also on a beach, in Miami, making Marley %26amp; Me, which is that book about how a cutey dog changed someone’s life. I haven’t read it because someone said it made her cry and I don’t cry as a matter of principle.%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;/tbody%26gt;%26lt;/table%26gt;%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;table width=405 border=0%26gt;%26lt;tbody%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=center%26gt;%26lt;img border=1 src=http://multimedia.thestar.com/images/53/9d/e9e31a124f64884ef9accb0ee03e.jpeg /%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=right%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCredit%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___PhotoCreditFL__%26gt;LDPIMAGES%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=left%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCaption%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___imgCaption__%26gt;Just so we’re clear, by running this photo of Seal and his kids and the doggie- woggie with Owen Wilson, we have now fulfilled the cute-nice-sweet quota for 2008 and will no longer be required to sully ourselves with such matters?%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;/tbody%26gt;%26lt;/table%26gt;%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;table width=405 border=0%26gt;%26lt;tbody%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=center%26gt;%26lt;img border=1 src=http://multimedia.thestar.com/images/e9/3e/732ae0af4a47a9b5ad36e291a95d.jpeg /%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=right%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCredit%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___PhotoCreditFL__%26gt;AP Photo/Rob Griffith%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=left%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCaption%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___imgCaption__%26gt;Paul Stanley, put a shirt on and just say no to man boobs. No one wants to see that. Really. Honest. No joke. %26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;/tbody%26gt;%26lt;/table%26gt;%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;table width=405 border=0%26gt;%26lt;tbody%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=center%26gt;%26lt;img border=1 src=http://multimedia.thestar.com/images/7a/e6/6f8df0094da38cbec8f756eb291b.jpeg /%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=right%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCredit%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___PhotoCreditFL__%26gt;LDPIMAGES, AP Photo/Jason DeCrow, AP Photo/Jason DeCrow, REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=left%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCaption%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___imgCaption__%26gt;Try as they may, Alice Cooper, Tom Hanks and Iggy Pop cannot possibly dream of ever looking as disgruntled as Julie Roberts. She’s in New York and while she’s there, she might want to look into playing Eliot Spitzer’s wife in the biopic.%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;/tbody%26gt;%26lt;/table%26gt;%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;table width=405 border=0%26gt;%26lt;tbody%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=center%26gt;%26lt;img border=1 src=http://multimedia.thestar.com/images/d9/66/2e006219410ab8e54cc4e96bf658.jpeg /%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=right%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCredit%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___PhotoCreditFL__%26gt;AP Photo/Matt Sayles%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=left%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCaption%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___imgCaption__%26gt;Hi, it’s Paris. I need some help. I’m wearing bicycle gloves and I don’t know why. I didn’t get here on a bike and I’m not planning to get home on a bike. To tell you the truth I’m not entirely sure I would recognize a bike if I saw one.%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;/tbody%26gt;%26lt;/table%26gt;%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;table width=405 border=0%26gt;%26lt;tbody%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=center%26gt;%26lt;img border=1 src=http://multimedia.thestar.com/images/24/e1/6e93cb9e4225a814d9b418c3f238.jpeg /%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=right%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCredit%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___PhotoCreditFL__%26gt;AP Photo/Rick Rycroft, AP Photo/Ian West, AP Photo/Evan Agostini%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=left%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCaption%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___imgCaption__%26gt;Here’s an exclusive preview from my new book Celebrities as Mnemonic Devices. This is from the exciting chapter titled Linens. One quick look at Catherine Zeta-Jones and Jessica Alba and you immediately remember the need to buy new tea towels and bathroom curtains. The picture of Deborah Harry is not in the book, but it sure is a nice reminder that sometimes an ice-cold, dry Vodka Martini is the only way to go.%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;/tbody%26gt;%26lt;/table%26gt;%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;table width=405 border=0%26gt;%26lt;tbody%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=center%26gt;%26lt;img border=1 src=http://multimedia.thestar.com/images/4d/5c/00708dbf42e0aa867378b65a1e19.jpeg /%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=right%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCredit%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___PhotoCreditFL__%26gt;AP Photo/Jack Plunkett, AP Photo/Matt Sayles%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=left%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCaption%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___imgCaption__%26gt;A reader asks: Are Moby and Rainn Wilson the same person? How would I know? It’s possible, I guess. Why do you care? Did you make a date with Moby and now you’re afraid Rainn will show up and not talk about veganism?%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;/tbody%26gt;%26lt;/table%26gt;%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;table width=405 border=0%26gt;%26lt;tbody%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=center%26gt;%26lt;img border=1 src=http://multimedia.thestar.com/images/28/06/adaa553b4f738f5b0cd836055c99.jpeg /%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=right%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCredit%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___PhotoCreditFL__%26gt;AP Photo/David M. Russell%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=left%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCaption%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___imgCaption__%26gt;Gene Simmons and Rachael Ray take part in an experiment into what happens when annoying people do annoying things. Next week: Bjork, Star Jones and that David Archuleta kid from Idol will trim their fingernails on public transit.%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;/tbody%26gt;%26lt;/table%26gt;%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;table width=405 border=0%26gt;%26lt;tbody%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=center%26gt;%26lt;img border=1 src=http://multimedia.thestar.com/images/95/12/bef11a354a0785fba124257ed535.jpeg /%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=right%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCredit%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___PhotoCreditFL__%26gt;AP Photo/Jae C. Hong%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=left%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCaption%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___imgCaption__%26gt;Jim Sturgess and Kate Bosworth at the premiere of 21. He laughed at her outfit and she pretended she wore it as a joke. Then she cried herself to sleep in the bathroom.%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;/tbody%26gt;%26lt;/table%26gt;%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;table width=405 border=0%26gt;%26lt;tbody%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=center%26gt;%26lt;img border=1 src=http://multimedia.thestar.com/images/e7/4f/711d61264dfdacb983624f9b5c54.jpeg /%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=right%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCredit%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___PhotoCreditFL__%26gt;REUTERS/Jessica Rinaldi, AP Photo/Ross D. Franklin%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=left%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCaption%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___imgCaption__%26gt;Eva Longoria has matured into an excellent clapper, she really has. She has ably mastered the serious, restrained I’m at a Hillary Clinton rally clap as well as the more frivolous Yay! I’m at my husband’s basketball game. Yah! clap.%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;/tbody%26gt;%26lt;/table%26gt;%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;table width=405 border=0%26gt;%26lt;tbody%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=center%26gt;%26lt;img border=1 src=http://multimedia.thestar.com/images/11/ee/ecae69ce480c8f615198b8f664e0.jpeg /%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=right%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCredit%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___PhotoCreditFL__%26gt;AP Photo/Jae C. Hong%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=left%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCaption%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___imgCaption__%26gt;Robert Downey Jr. is awesome and the mere thought of Iron Man has me all aquiver. But! This Rasputin/Fat-George-Michael thing he was trying on at ShoWest is just bad. Also: Why is there moss growing on his collar?%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;/tbody%26gt;%26lt;/table%26gt;%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;table width=405 border=0%26gt;%26lt;tbody%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=center%26gt;%26lt;img border=1 src=http://multimedia.thestar.com/images/7b/2e/7f0bb6ca4cf08e14fde9675fe284.jpeg /%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=right%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCredit%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___PhotoCreditFL__%26gt;AP Photo/Franka Bruns, AP Photo/Chris Pizzello%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td align=left%26gt;%26lt;div class=imgCaption%26gt;%26lt;span id=ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___imgCaption__%26gt;I hope you realize that it physically hurts to write this but, all things taken into consideration, Pamela Anderson and Jenna Jameson both look kinda okay.%26lt;/span%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;/tbody%26gt;%26lt;/table%26gt;%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;!– End of Photos –%26gt;%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26amp;nbsp;%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;td valign=top height=50% bgcolor=#e6ddd3 align=left%26gt;%26lt;!– Pop goes the week goes here –%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;font size=4 color=#0066cc%26gt;%26lt;strong%26gt;POP GOES THE WEEK%26lt;/strong%26gt;%26lt;/font%26gt;%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;ul%26gt;%26lt;li%26gt;%26lt;b%26gt;Disgraced and resigned NewYork governor Eliot Spitzer’shooker expenses allegedlyreached $80,000%26lt;/b%26gt; Or as CharlieSheen calls it: A fun afternoon.%26lt;li%26gt;%26lt;b%26gt;Scarlett Johansson auctions adate with herself in support ofOxfam and someone pays$40,000%26lt;/b%26gt; Or as Eliot Spitzer callsit: Half of what I spent to rollaround in the dirt with some callgirl while my wife was at homewith our three teenaged daughters.Speaking of my daughters, Iwish they would someday becomefive-diamond prostitutes.That would be just swell.%26lt;li%26gt;%26lt;b%26gt;The Mirror reports that SpiceGirl Geri Halliwell, while visitinga hospital, sang to a coma patientand the girl miraculouslywoke up%26lt;/b%26gt; Now there is hope Halliwellmay provide the same serviceto Mrs. Spitzer.%26lt;li%26gt;%26lt;b%26gt;Britney is put on a $1,500 aweek allowance%26lt;/b%26gt; Taco Bell?$4.35. Neon-pink tube top?$7.99. Having $1,487.66 left overfor Starbucks? Priceless.%26lt;li%26gt;%26lt;b%26gt;J.Lo asks People Magazine tostop calling her J.Lo%26lt;/b%26gt; J.Lo doesn’tlike J.Lo because J.Lo sounds likeJ.Lo and J.Lo is so yesterdaywhen she herself made up J.Lobecause she liked J.Lo.%26lt;li%26gt;%26lt;b%26gt;Someone makes a call toLAPD saying that Heather Locklearis about to kill herself%26lt;/b%26gt; ThatBilly Campbell, he’s always pretendingto be the nice guy, butunderneath it all . . .%26lt;li%26gt;%26lt;b%26gt;Courtney Love claims she’sthe victim of identity theft%26lt;/b%26gt; Andyet, she remains just as incoherentas she’s always been.%26lt;li%26gt;%26lt;b%26gt;Sometime-musician Pete Dohertyis reportedly working on adocumentary about drug use%26lt;/b%26gt;Asked why, he said that he reallylikes using drugs.%26lt;li%26gt;%26lt;b%26gt;George Clooney says that he’snot engaged and that he’s notgay%26lt;/b%26gt; He does, however, admit tobeing a little bit country and a littlebit rock ‘n’ roll.%26lt;li%26gt;%26lt;b%26gt;Super hero update%26lt;/b%26gt; 1) BryanSinger will return for a second goat Superman. 2) Deadline Hollywoodreports Ed Norton is fightingwith Marvel and the directorover final cut of The Hulk. 3) HarryPotter and the Deathly Hallowswill be divided into two films. 4)The Speed Racer trailer is verypretty. 5) Ryan Seacrest is datinga tanning salon employee namedHolly Huddleston. Yeah, I know,but there wasn’t really anywhereelse to put this item.%26lt;li%26gt;%26lt;b%26gt;An Australian plastic surgeoncomplains that Nicole Kidmangives Botox a bad name%26lt;/b%26gt; Asfrozen in time as she looks I’mnot sure anyone could furthersmear a name that is in any wayrelated to or derived from, youknow, BOTULISM.%26lt;li%26gt;%26lt;b%26gt;On a serious note: Please stoppuking%26lt;/b%26gt; This week’s ep of Jerichohad a character throw up to illustrateemotional distress. Thisfollows vigorous upchucking, unrelatedto any apparent seriousstomach ailments, on C.S.I., TheSopranos, 24, Weeds, Dexter, TheWire, Lost and at the movies withBrokeback Mountain just one example.When Jill Clayburgh losther lunch on the street in an UnmarriedWoman it was kind of interesting.Now unless thecharacter has eaten some badshrimp or is very intoxicated oris Steve-O or is possessed by Satanor just saw the Stride gumcommercial that was the last episodeof Smallville or is the wifeof Eliot Spitzer it is just icky.%26lt;/ul%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;Malene Arpe%26lt;!– Copy body contents of POP GOES THE WEEK asset and paste it in here and add bullets; also remove the preceding sentence. –%26gt; %26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td height=50%%26gt;%26lt;br /%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;tr%26gt;%26lt;td width=580 align=left colspan=2%26gt;%26lt;hr /%26gt;%26lt;!– Uncensored goes here –%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;font color=#0066cc%26gt;%26lt;strong%26gt;%26lt;font size=4%26gt;UNCENSORED%26lt;/font%26gt;%26lt;br /%26gt;%26lt;/strong%26gt;%26lt;/font%26gt;%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;font size=+1%26gt;%26lt;strong%26gt;We believe you.Really. Pleasedon’t hurt us%26lt;/strong%26gt;%26lt;/font%26gt;%26lt;br /%26gt;%26amp;quot;People think all Ido is go shoppinglike a miserablecow, but, in actualfact, I work bloodyhard.%26amp;quot;%26lt;br /%26gt;VICTORIA BECKHAM%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;font size=+1%26gt;%26lt;strong%26gt;How aboutnauseatingdistricts ofpretension?%26lt;/strong%26gt;%26lt;/font%26gt;%26lt;br /%26gt;%26amp;quot;You can create darkneighbourhoods inyour mind as easily asyou can create ruralwonderlands.%26amp;quot;%26lt;br /%26gt;JOHN MAYER%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;font size=+1%26gt;%26lt;strong%26gt;Glum . . .%26lt;/strong%26gt;%26lt;/font%26gt;%26lt;br /%26gt;%26amp;quot;I have this vaguefeeling that themoment I’mcomfortable withmy place in theworld there’ll beretribution . . . I’mno good as myself.I don’t hugely likeme.%26amp;quot;%26lt;br /%26gt;HUGH LAURIE%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;font size=+1%26gt;%26lt;strong%26gt;and glummer%26lt;/strong%26gt;%26lt;/font%26gt;%26lt;br /%26gt;%26amp;quot;I have panicattacks where Ifeel like everyoneis breathing myair and I cannotlive up toeverybody’sexpectations andI might just dieonstage..%26amp;quot;%26lt;br /%26gt;MADONNA%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;p%26gt;%26lt;font size=+1%26gt;%26lt;strong%26gt;And, erm, dipyour umbrellain salmonella?%26lt;/strong%26gt;%26lt;/font%26gt;%26lt;br /%26gt;%26amp;quot;Make yourhaters yourmotivators.%26amp;quot;%26lt;br /%26gt;RIHANNA%26lt;/p%26gt;%26lt;!– End of Uncensored –%26gt;%26lt;/td%26gt;%26lt;/tr%26gt;%26lt;/tbody%26gt;%26lt;/table%26gt;%26lt;/center%26gt;

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